Current music- Frank Zappa’s “Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?”
Why? Because I had a cystoscopy (bladder scope) today, and (TMI alert) it hurts to pee and also I’m peeing out blood. Yuck. At least the test was clear. Yay.
The test itself was uncomfortable and there was pinching involved. And I had to race to the bathroom as soon as I was dressed again.
And did I mention I have to do this again in six months, just in case?